In January 2020, I was staring at this virus chart, pondering COVID when I realized it's a resource contention function, X * Y = K.

So I wrote a mathematical model of how a Gain Of Function virus could work...

And graphed how Gain Of Function might act...

GoF virus would appear innocuous for most of its existence, then switch behavior from mobility to mortality.  I think I got most of this right (probably, waiting on next life insurance quarter) except...

The COVID virus was a bogeyman to scare everyone into the real GoF, the vaccines.  Look at that graph.  Now look at this one -

Like a magician, Fauci-stein kept us all focused on the COVID virus while he snuck the real gain of function in under our noses and into our arms.