A 10-step guide to surviving the Hypocalypse.
- Don't play football
- Don't play basketball
- Don't play soccer
- Avoid stairs, sell all multi-level homes
- Hire a local kid to mow your lawn
- Cancel your gym membership
- No concerts or sports events
- Trade your bike for a Segway
- Don't debate politics
- Watch a LOT of television
Remember, being a couch potato is now a survival skill.